Wednesday, 3 August 2016

First new video in two months! And April rides the bull!


It seems that Spoony's Patreon's are getting bang for their buck, the first video in two months has been released! I mean is Noah on a roll or what? How does he keep up with all this hard work? And if you are wondering his Patreon has dropped to 1,500 burger dollars, which means he'll soon get desperate and selling out April to his creepy fans. Or himself if they swing that way.

Either he'll change his ways or he'll still be a money grabbing faggot, though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Spoony actually began working a real job like a normal person. Because remember he has to pay for his mortgage, his living expenses, insurance, medical bills, taxes and all other shit like dragon dildo's. Heck we all have to pay for shit like that and Spoony "special snowflake" One isn't any different, so if any of you shitheads who are giving him money reading this then please stop indulging him. Anyway let's get to that stupid video he put out:


Fuck sake it's a stupid wrestling related video, and the worst thing is that Noah put effort into this 3 minute video when he could have easily done something else. Heck I'd rather listen to another counter monkey than this shit. It's like he's only seen Eurotrip now and thinks it's a fresh meme like the rest of those retards on 4chan. And now let's get to the Elephant in the room:



Jesus... dont even know where to start. I will point out that the word "commission" implies she paid someone to paint this. How the fuck does that conversation go... "Can you paint me having sex with this fictional character?" These two images are functionally the same thing. I kinda respect the brony more since at least his isn't sexual.... yet.

She also changed her hair color, uhm yay! Moving on:

And here's some stuff from DHI because even I'm too lazy for original content

Spoony just makes up a new disorder here and there when he needs to be the victim again, leaving a tweet saying "sry guyz. it was a bad month" before bitching about wrestling and/or trump again.


Gonna suck my own dick here for a moment and say yeeep, I was absolutely right. Although that's saying very little, I might as well have predicted the sky was blue and fire is hot.




aaaand a short while later



Here's the thing. If you have sleep apnea and you're with anyone else trust me, they're gonna fucking know. I was staying with a friend for a while and his mother had it and I am astonished nobody ever smothered her with a pillow. It's one of the most vile and disgusting sounds in the entire world and if him and April are actually sharing a bed or even on the same floor of a house she'd hear it. Oh wait, that'd assume that this disorder is read or, more amusingly, maybe they aren't even sleeping together anymore.

Speaking of bullshit




This fucking prick. Literally a few months ago he was complaining about night terrors but now it's been years since he had one? Get fucked.

Until next time.

30 comments:

  1. Wow a 3 minute shit video about rasslin. You really worked hard, Spoony. You deserve a 4 month vacation after this.

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  2. These 2 are both near insane and evil... I cant even find joy in making fun of them anymore bunch of nothings.

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  3. Wasn't it about a year ago he complained about not being able to sleep? Then it was "too much sleep" and now "night terrors". I wonder what condition he'll pretend to have next month.

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    1. Deadhorseinterchangable, a forum where we talk about internet nobodies

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    2. Love that website. I go there all the time. Anyway, I just found this blog, and I like it. Keep up the good work.

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  5. "Hmmm.. job gone, patreon gone.. it's time to waste money on art porn and hair dye : D"

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    1. yeah theyre retarded, and whats more offensive is after this dumb behaviour they feel no shame lying and BEGGING for money to "help em out"

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  6. EuroTrip seems like one of those movies spoony would have hated back then, just more proof spoony will always be a nostalgiafag idiot. Also spoony is such a great stereotype of trump hate, an unemployed self-hating, unmarried childless piece of shit with no goals. Living off other peoples hard work while providing nothing, and claims his victim card every day. He has nothing to be depressed about, hes a self-absorbed piece of shit.

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    1. Spoony thinks if Trump becomes the president that the government will come and take him to be tortured in an undisclosed location. Talk about looney tunes. Actually there's a better chance Spoony will be taken away by the government for being a danger to himself or April. What a cuck.

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  7. April is just not at all attractive. Changing her* hair color isn't going to change that fact.

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    1. At least it doesnt cost as much as when she changed her gender lawl

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  8. I dont know who is more of a retard, spoony or Kugelfisch from DHI...
    I cant visit the spoony forums there without that fool spouting some idiotic nonsense...

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  9. Stop calling him, a "her" please.

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  10. Crackpot theory #2:

    The elite wants to have all good and mediocre entertainment for themselves. All their illuminati slaves including spoony are still doing reviews, they just are not allowed to share them with the public at large.

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  11. How ironic is it that he does this when there are rumors that April is cheating on Spoony,

    BUT SPOONY DOESNT KNOW, SPOONY DOESNT KNOWOWOW, so dont tell spoony!

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  13. How sad, obsessed, and sick can people be to devote time and energy to a blog like this?

    Seriously, it borders on stalker-fuel. let him live his life and you can live yours, get over whatever slight you seem to feel, jesus

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    1. He doesnt let us live ours, he feels the need to lie to his fans to scam em, we are here to save them. So piss off and go to hell already for defending somebody evil.

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  14. Whahahahahahahhahahha oooooh man get a load of this!!!:

    "And about the April thing, she was fuckable when she was younger, you guys are letting the sperg get the better of you."

    that is from some gaylord over at DHI hahahahah I told you guys those faggots were into trannies!

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    1. LOOOL "when she was younger" like wtf she still looks like a little kid today. What kinda trailer park lurker would want to hit that shit?

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  15. Hello, I am looking for proof about something I heard about Spoony. Is it true he scammed a cancer patient out of $500 on his patreon?

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    1. Its possible. What we do know is that he never sent out any of the rewards he had on his Patreon page for TWO YEARS before finally silently taking them down. The only ones he actually did were zero-effort, zero-cost low-tier things like putting someones name in the credits.

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    2. First I've heard of it, any source on that?

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  16. I really have to ask, what the fuck is spoony trying to do with all the babbling about trump;
    - trying to be funny
    - trying to troll
    - trying to seem politically engaged
    - just a way of attentionwhoring
    - trying to make americans believe that elections are not completely rigged these days?


    I cant understand why anyone would waste that much time on something so pointless

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    1. He'll ramble on about anything. It's a way of getting attention without having to do any work.

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  17. How is Spoony not completely embarrassed by this new video?

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  18. He is making more money per month doing nothing compared to this blog which makes ZERO.

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