Sunday, 26 July 2015

WrestleWrestle 7/21/15 - Battleground 2015

Jesus Christ vs Rawhead Rex, this video is almost as long as Battleground itself, it's literally autism itself. And AHHHH!! What the hell is that red explosion sitting beside Spoony, is that meant to be April's next look or something, people who change their hair color are only searching for an identity (special snowflake doesn't count) because they have none. I know how much of an asshole I sound like when I say that, but it's true and you know it. Rant aside, let's get to his actual video.

Spoony talking about how the wrestling's are literally fucking themselves, and two different fans did parts of his intro, showing again that he can't do anything himself with autism overload. I was actually going to write more but I can't be bothered to actually watch more than twenty minutes of this video, and if you actually did watch more than that or the full thing, the same message below applies to you.

There's only one thing I can say about Spoony at this point:

Seriously if you are going to watch it use adblock if don't already, better yet, just listen to viper and kill urself my man.

Friday, 24 July 2015

Counter Monkey – An Entirely Miscible Episode

Apparently this story he's telling this time is from when Spoony was 10 years old, remember that because he'll repeat it over and over because it was so damn funny the first time. I doubt this story even happened the way it did because how the hell can he remember how the story happened when he was 10 years old when it happened. Did he look back in time through a magic mirror? Did he borrow Linkara's time machine powered by Tyrone? Suffice to say, he's making up the entire thing.

Also apparently this is a "historic story" because it was during his first month into playing D&D with his brother and friends, and I wonder where they are all now, they're probably the drug dealers and doctors that keep the vessel known as Noah Antwiler alive, or most likely dead from being exposed to Spoony. Now let's get to what he named his character, he named him Lance Stormshield, wait for the laughter track, it'll come, has it come yet? That's basically the entire video, everything goes in one ear and out another because it's what you expect from the usual Counter Monkey. Peace out. Seriously only faggots and pseudo hipsters say that shit.

Sunday, 19 July 2015

19/07/2015 - Twitter Madness

Jesus, keeping track on the non-insane stuff on Spoony's Twitter sure is taxing, if not downright bonkers. There's literally so much stuff that even a brief summary would be pages, I'll be driven insane if I ever look at Spoony's Twitter again. Let's enjoy the suffering together.

There's tons more of this btw, Spoony is such a nerd. The kind that makes rape jokes.

He can't even do video games and he thinks he can cover politics.

Fuck me hard! He literally did over 50 jokes about the one fucking image, I'm serious, go over to his twitter and you'll see over 50 of these fucking images.

Insert your own joke here.

Vlog when? Oh wait he's got autism, leave him alone guys.

Can he get more retarded? 

This is only true if he's using windows 98, and I doubt it takes over a day to render a monkey sitting in front of a camera. 

Fuck this shit. #Killmenow

Who here is actually reading this shit?

Thursday, 16 July 2015

Counter Monkey - BABOON!!!

Another counter monkey, wake me up when it's an actual video worth watching. And for being a counter monkey, it's hard to tell if this even happened in the first place. Because it seems like he's pulling this story out of his ass. First of all he talks about his group doing random things such as getting pummeled by gorillas, splitting up and getting killed. Okay, but I need some questions answered:

  • When did this story happen
  • Who was he playing with
  • Where did this take place

Seriously, I highly doubt anything he says even happened. And he keeps shouting "don't split the party" like it was a punchline, yeah a shit one. Don't bother watching this one unless it's for background noise.

Sunday, 12 July 2015

12/07/2015 - Spoony's Twitter Madness

It thought it was about time to give Spoony the Twitter Madness treatment, let the show begin. I just can't stand that he posts about random comic shit, it's like there's some sad part of him that believes he's actually doing something constructive. And there's so much shit on his Twitter that it will be hard to cover, so I'll only be posting bits and pieces.

It's time to feel sorry for Spoony. It's time to shed man tears!

Holey moley, this is like something an insane guy would say.

I don't think anybody's listening Noah. 

Stop being a party pooper.

I refuse to believe this.

Don't forget that rape charge Spoony, we can't forget about that.

How can he call himself a WWE fan when he doesn't watch Smackdown?

This guy is one of Spoony's dick suckers, he's always there for his senpai when he needs to be blowed.

Check it out, Spoony's trying to hide his inner furry.