|God damn, cut that hair you molester|
Thursday, 28 August 2014
Tuesday, 26 August 2014
|Ewww, Spoony chugged some of Linkara's magical elixir|
- He is / may be a Jew due to the fact he has a large nose
- He started Patreon to pay for his Animu girlfriends hair dye
- During a game of truth or dare he was dared to blow Linkara, suffice to say he lost.
- He got his brother to point his police issued gun at a fan at his old house
- Nostalgia Critic was considering to let Spoony back on TGWTG because he thought he would commit suicide like Jew Wario
- Spoony's ex screwed a bunch of fans at a convention
- Has Type 2 Bi-polar takes medicine to cope
- April was rumored to be fucking a black dude
- Was nearly sent to rehab after overdosing on medication
- Was nearly murdered in 2004 due to gambling debts
- Is a poser
- Doesn't know shit about video games
- He is not funny
- Killed a friend by making him eat pizza that was behind a toilet for 3 months, yes this actually happened and he admitted it during a counter monkey
Now you sort out the facts between the fiction, have fun.
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
For his stupid big trouble in little china video he spent a ton of money buying an old computer and the game, and god knows what other crap he spent his money on instead of the show, probably a bunch of used sex toys that he shoves in his ass. And another matter I would like to address is his stupid wrestling video's, who the hell cares about his opinion, it's like watching Pat the Nes punks wrestling videos. Just stop with the shit and give us something worth a damn!
Wednesday, 13 August 2014
He starts out the video with a painful sketch like all TGWTG video's, seriously it's like watching amateur hour at your local comedy club, except this time it ain't funny. It features Insano and what appears to be Spoonys fluffer talking about what happened to Spoony, they mention a Mako (pronounced Ma-Ko and not may-ko, faggot wapanese fanboy) explosion and my eyes begin to role because you know video game reference. After that opening sequence Spoony begins to riff the opening of the movie the game is based on, he mostly says a load of crap thinking he sounds smart but he does say one thing of major importance. He says that Final Fantasy 13-2 is in the "render queue", I'm pretty sure that porn video of spoony getting ass raped by Space Marines from Warhammer 40k is also in that render queue.
|April-chan is not amused|
|What the hell am I looking at?|
|Yeah, I bet this is what fucks him at night|
|Better yet, shove that rope up his ass|
|Spoony can read alright, but he needs giant font because he's bipolar|
|Don't we all just love that anime troll|