Friday, 28 June 2013

SGC 2013 – Spoony Q&A

Spoony's in SGC, so he is in Stargate Command but I don't see General Hammond, Teal'c or SG1 anywhere so what gives and I though the SGC was in Cheyenne Mountain. Not even a system lord about, who would have thought. Spoony starts off the Q&A by throwing red balls at the crowd, that was funny to see but he did it for too long so it wore out.
Apophis anyone
He then tells a story about how he has a guy who gets him things such as imported porn and Japanese games, let me just guess that the imported porn comes from Japan and the Japanese games are Rapelay and Battleraper. What you know he probably has those games, dear god what the hell's wrong with Japan anyway. It just say's something about Spoony One's mind when you know this, no wonder why people call him a misogynist.
He then begins to say that he has a power over people to make them do stuff, Im just gonna guess that he's one of those people who are all about submission and are like yea suck my dick bitch. All the idiots in the crowd are probably part of his duck sucking fanbase so they already know, they just go along and are like please may I have another. He say's that he actually liked Final Fantasy 13 up until hopes house and he just wanted to express where in real life when he stopped playing the game in the as he say's "Story line". He then calls FF13 the most beautiful game on the PS3 (Yea Right) and that he wanted to like the game, he also say's that "Eyes on Me" the song for FF8 is a really good song but if that's the case why did he troll on the game at that point.

8 bit mickey was annoying at first but he doesn't yabber as much in the second half of the video, in between all this he takes some questions from the crowd. Someone asks him to play Tekken with him tomorrow and Spoony is kinda ignorant about this as he answers back by asking is that an event of thing here but the guy was honestly asking do you want to play a game with me. Spoony say's only if it's tekken tag tournament which more or less means no, what a dick at least interact with your fans. Another guy asks what do you do the show for and Spoony say's because it's fun and I like to do it, 8 bit mickey say's the money while spoony is talking which was funny but I think he is drunk at this event as some said in the comments.

It was funny because someone ask spoony about what video editing programs does he use and he say's it depends on what you want to do. He then mentions the Cinema Snob and that he uses a very simple video editing program which is sad because it's so basic, he say's that all he does is bitch about movies in front of a camera so all he has to do is click and drag his clips together to make his videos. Check out my cinema snob blog if you want to hear more about him, spoony does talk about some other stuff but you can check out the video for yourself.

Video Links

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Final Fantasy Unlimited
Spoony riffs on an episode of the Final Fantasy anime, this video is really funny so check it out. The only two things I will mention is that spoony say's it's from the 90's due to bad animation but it's actually from 2001, he also didn't make an Earthworm Jim reference which was a shame because I and others expected it.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Shadowrun, A Night’s Work
This video was meh as it didn't really seem like he could make fun of the video, don't blame him though as there wasn't much to work with.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Guide
Video was average at best but does have some funny moments, first half has the least laughs but the second is better.

Spoony app now available for Android and Apple devices!
All I can say about this is sigh, I don't need to explain why. Cinema snob and Linkara appear in the video two, oh wait more shitheads who only care about the money.

An Appeal from the Animator!

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs the Radio Shack VISThis video was kinda funny but overall just average, people ask to do the star trek rock monster video but he goes no I want to do this one. What a dick, im guessing he chose this one because he planned this video and probably already practiced all his jokes for it in the mirror beforehand so he wouldn't mess up. He makes a bunch of Xbox One jokes even though they already removed all or most of the bad stuff, there are very little comments for these videos which just shows how much people are interested in them.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Starfox 64
Riffs Starfox 64 or an ad for the 64 which just so happens to feature Starfox 64 in it, misleading title Noah. I couldn't hear much of what he was saying and the video itself was funny but Spoony's banter was annoying and pointless.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs Discovering the World Wide Web
This wasn't even one bit funny, I didn't even finish watching the video it was that bad.

SGC 2013 – Spoony Riffs SEGA’s 1994 CES Promo Video
So what this is it for the convention...... lame. This video was ok and people in the audience should have shut the fuck up as we all know the stupid advertising memes. It was the same guy most of the time thought this event, maybe it's the same ass who shouts out in Linkara's live shows...... probably is. Just look how much comments and views these video get, comments crawled in on his site and views were only around 8-9k on YouTube.

Meanwhile on Spoony's Twitter
Yea we all know your an ugly fuck
Yea he wishes

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Spoony goes to Finland

His face say's yea suck my dick bitch
Watch out he might rape someone, knowing Spoony one he probably might. He'll just be like but I am the spoony one you must please me, now onto the orgy's my fellow fans. Afterwards he will rape someone in a toilet for desert and then get someone to take a video and upload to some internet porn website for money, what you know he would. Anyhow he is going to an Animecon in Finland to watch some tentacle hentai, ok that's not what he's going there for but he could be. He is going to see his fans in Finland and hopefully not embarrass himself in from of everyone, I hope the don't show Legend of the Overfiend at the convention. Spoony would make a good lead for an American remake of the Japanese rapeman series, you know he would take up the offer. It would be either him or brad jones, both would fuck their pets to get furry lovers on board.
I knew Spoony One was a furry lover all along, him and the rest of TGWTG. You'd think they were all Japanese.
Wait, people are actually going to spend earth currency just to go see this dickhead

Video Link

Minority Report: Everybody Runs

Well this was a surprise, the video starts off with a corrupted intro. Oh no story arch incoming, the intro is also his old intro so um...... yay I guess. He then starts to explain that he originally meant to review the game 5 years ago but the video footage got corrupted, so he then didn't bother to retake the footage even though he probably used a script and im guessing already captured the game play unless that magically got corrupted as well. He also say's that he even showed the game before but since what happened he just put it off until now, 5 years is a really long time and I even remember him teasing us for a review all those years ago.
But suddenly something happens, oh no I fear for his life
What have you done Burton, you have changed the space time continuum
Notice the posters changing, you should get a chuckle out of that. He seems to pick at the game and movie alot including the precogs and precrime in general. He just loves to nitpick doesn't he, he also points out that your ingame character looks nothing like Tom Cruise and is voiced by Clancy brown. He inserts a clip of Starship Troopers with Clancy brown in it which was good to see but he doesn't like the movie which annoys me as it's one of the best war movies ever made. Angry Joe also makes an appearance in the game, yea hurry up and upload the rest of your E3 video's you jackass. He's probably gonna filter the video's out over a while so he can get more views and make you watch the video's you don't want to. Sorry but that's another story.
Ah your hideous, your so ugly even your momma don't love you
The rag doll physics look good in this game and spoony does indeed have fun with it, he starts to throw people through everything that he can see. Off ledges, through glass and much more. Spoony picks at the story as you are already killing people by throwing people off buildings and killing them but it's a game dumb ass. He then play's the song I Believe I Can Fly over him playing the game and getting red balls thrown at him by the ball wrangler. I didn't find this bit funny at all, it was just stupid and annoying. Spoony also unnecessary references linkara with it's a crack baby showing a Mr T comic pic, really nobody cares about linkara and Mr T so stop talking about the special card you got with the comic you smug bastard.
He sits atop a throne of lies
After the end of the game he starts talking about the movie and that when he went back to precrime that he was inserted into the prison. He also say's that this is backup up by the ending being too good and chummy with everything working out. This is the same as total recall but he doesn't say this even though both are based on books written by Philip K. Dick, did he even research the game/movie at all. Well I guess I'll just add that into his list of research failures. Anyhow the video was ok, it had some funny moments but overall it was average at best.

Video Links

Lets check out some YouTube Comments

I tend to disagree
Why didn't Spoony One point this out, even I noticed that

Yea idiot he has been doing that for some time now, it's nothing new
Speaks for itself
Im with this guy
I guess Miles enjoyed hitting him with those balls then, watch out he might kill someone again

Other Updates on Spoony Experiment
Just watch and see how bad Spoony One is at socializing, also to see how big of an idiot he is.
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